15 Ways to get banned from KMART (Hilerious Letter)

” Dear Mrs Fenton,

During the preceding 6 months our security staff have been monitoring your husbands activities while in our store. The list below details his offenses, all of which have been verified by our surveillance cameras and we retained copies of each tape.”

[For a full list of offenses click here to view the original post at gilaizen.com]

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~ by milesmccabe on September 21, 2007.